паста про огурцы твич
Творчество ( Пасты твича )
12 Mar 2021 в 21:21
12 Mar 2021 в 21:21 #1
Привет работяги, подметил что пасты уже стали спамиться почти у каждого стримера. Даже если у того мало зрителей, а если много, то это совсем кекич. Поэтому подумал, что будет интересной темой, если будет тема, где можно было бы обмениваться, этими самыми пастами. Делитесь своим так сказать добром >3 Ну и пишите, спамите ли вы в чате?. P.s
12 Mar 2021 в 21:26 #2
про мамку фна неплохие пасты
12 Mar 2021 в 21:27 #3
у жировой прослойки всегда норм пасты
12 Mar 2021 в 21:29 #4
Когда смотрел нарезки фохеда кекнул с доната илтв про негров, про пасты не совсем в курсе, давно на твиче не сидел
12 Mar 2021 в 21:29 #5
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12 Mar 2021 в 21:45 #10
паста про Я ТВОЯ МАМА ВСЕ ЭТО ВРЕМЯ БЫЛА ТВОИМ ЕДИНСТВЕННЫМ ЗХРИТЕЛЕМ была забавной, когда выяснилось что продюсера иванова и все его видео смотрит, лайкает и коментит его мама (с разных акков) а так пасты в основном говно, бесит их спам
12 Mar 2021 в 21:49 #11
Я хз как вообще можно слушать СНГ исполнителей, кроме Егорки Летова и Витюши Цоя. Вся новомодная СНГ музыка просто калл, не заслуживающий ни байта места на моём телефоне BloodTrail
Не хочу никого оскорблять, но блин, анимечники, как можно быть такими второсортным говноедомами?) Вы пялитесь 24/7 в бессмысленность, лишенной хоть признака адекватного сюжета. Вы превращаетесь в животных, которым двигают лишь инстинктами, мне вас жалко).
ЭТО ТОЛЧОК? ЭТО ДРИСТАЛИЩЕ? ЭТО СОРТИР? ЭТО ТУБЗАК?, ЭТО БЕЛЫЙ ТРОН? ЭТО СРАЛЬНЯ? ЭТО УБОРНАЯ? ЭТО ОЧКО? ЭТО КЛОЗЕТ? ЭТО ГАЛЬЮН? ЭТО НУЖНИК? ЭТО ТОЛКАН? ЭТО ТУАЛЕТ ТИПА СОРТИР? ЭТО РАЗГРУЗОЧНАЯ? ЭТО ПАРАША? ЭТО САНУЗЕЛ? ЭТО УГОЛОК ЗАДУМЧИВОСТИ?
Будем честны, в лузе явно не ты виноват, а тима которая не смогла затащить тебя BloodTrail
Написанное выше не несёт цели оскорбить кого-либо
Привет админ это я твой единственный…
Привет админ это я твой единственный… – популярная копипаста, распространившаяся на твиче и ВКонтакте. Люди спамят одинаковый текст в комментариях, чтобы позлить авторов.
Происхождение
Точно неизвестно, откуда пошел этот тренд. В апреле 2021 года подобные пасты можно было встретить на стримах различных блогеров твича.
Массовым мемом копипаста “Привет, админ” стала на трансляциях Папича в начале мая. Люди начали отправлять блогеру донаты с одинаковым текстом, который озвучивался автоматически во время стрима.
Полный текст пасты:
Привет, админ. Это я, твой единственный зритель. Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что тебя смотрит много людей, но это был я. Сейчас напишу это сообщение со всех аккаунтов.
Увидев этот текст, другие зрители подхватывали флешмоб и начинали повторять за автором оригинального комментария. Так создавался эффект спам-атаки.
Со временем паста стала мемом и перешла в комментарии ВКонтакте. Люди немного изменили текст и начали спамить им в крупных пабликах.
Привет, админ. Это я, твой единственный настоящий подписчик. На протяжении многих лет я создавал иллюзию того, что твои мемы смотрят много людей. Но это был я. Сейчас напишу это сообщение со всех аккаунтов.
Подобные тексты можно было увидеть в десятках популярных пабликов. Люди специально лайкали их, чтобы вывести в топ комментариев. Необычный флешмоб начал раздражать настоящих админов, и это тоже стали обыгрывать в мемах.
Если вы нашли ошибку, пожалуйста, выделите фрагмент текста и нажмите Ctrl+Enter.
«Человек номер 1 керри». Паста про Кумана – главный мем месяца
Новый тренд из твич-чата.
Вчера Winstrike обыграла Na`Vi на квалификации к майнору. Благодаря успешному выступлению команды комментарии заполнила шуточная паста про мидера команды Кумана.
Что за паста?
Паста появилась после одного из стримов Кумана, в котором он поиронизировал над собой. Скорее всего, ее первоисточник – твич-чат или фанатский дискорд.
Как и когда ее используют?
Везде, где есть упоминание Заура. Если это трансляция, на которой он хорошо отыгрывает – можете смело пускать ее в ход.
Паста настолько хороша, что Куман сам использует ее в чате.
А для знатоков есть варианты на английском, испанском, японском, чеченском и украинском языках:
Fng соглашается на стриме и говорит, что Куман красавчик:
А Winstrike постит в официальном сообществе:
Для ценителей есть еще две пасты
У них тоже есть переводы, так что рейдить зарубежные стримы майнора будет проще:
Если вы еще не поняли серьезность момента, посмотрите на фото Заура.
Мы попросили комментарий у Заура, но он отказался и уехал на «Тойоте», стреляя в небо из калаша
Паста про огурцы твич
Вы можете получить таймаут чата или даже перманент бан на некоторых каналах Твитча, если будете спамить слишком много.
Вас предупредили. Да пребудет с вами сила пастерино.
Привет, меня зовут Джон Пастерино, мне 44, и я безработный, который проводит всё своё время на Твитче спамя пасты в чат. Однажды я стану профессиональным копи-пастером. Сегодня я научу вас как стать одним целым с пастерино.
Этот гайд содержит полезную информацию Твитче, его комьюнити и аддоне для браузера под названием BetterTTV. Самой большой частью гайда является огромный список пастерино, которые будут обновляться со временем.
Я сделал этот гайд, потому что сегодня я увидел чат, в котором не были ни одного пастерино.
Анализ чата:
Сообщений: 17
Пастерино: 0 (0%)
Строк чата с пастерино: 0 (0%)
Отойдем немножно от вступления.
Пример данный ниже, это то, как должен выглядеть чат на twitch.tv. Я сделал этот гайд, чтобы вы смогли получить самые лучшие впечатления от чата twitch.tv.
Насладитесь этим восхитительным образцом пастерино в чате twitch.tv.
Анализ чата:
Сообщений: 44
Пастерино: 28 (63,6%)
Строк чата с пастерино: не сосчитать ( )
Сейчас я отвечу, чтобы мы могли перейти к пастерино:
= Kappa (no space)
Kappa обычно используется в ироничном контексте, шутках или троллинге.
Профессионалы используют их после пастерино, чтобы отправить сообщение в чат, который находится в r9k режиме.
Режим R9K означает, что в чат можно отправить только уникальные сообщения, не использованные никем ранее.
= OpieOP (no spice)
Обычно связан с игроком Na’Vi’s XBOCT’ом.
= BibleThump (no rares)
Чаще всего используется, когда появляются проблемы со стримом (когда Ayesee насилует ваши уши) или же при проигрыше ставки:
МОИ РАРКИ
Ниже можно увидеть пример проблемы со звуком на стриме.
Возможно вы подумали о том, почему в первой главе мой чат на Твитче был такой тёмный.
Это случилось потому, что Twitch был улучшен при помощи браузерного аддона под названием BetterTTV.
Я рекомендую установить его, если вы ещё это не сделали. Установите аддон нажав сюда [www.nightdev.com] [www.nightdev.com] и кликните по большой кнопке Download, если вы используете Chrome, или ниже неё, если вы используете не Chrome.
После того как BetterTTV будет установлен, вы сможете видеть пасты, которые были отправлены в чат и удалены. Вы также сможете «запомнить» смайлики, кликнув на иконку рядом с кнопкой чата.
На изображении ниже показаны настройки для BetterTTV и некоторые заметки о них.
Я сделал всё что мог, рассортировав пастерино по категориям, однако некоторые пасты содержат в себе несколько игроков, команд, комментаторов или их различных комбинаций.
Рекомендуется использовать Ctrl + F, чтобы найти нужную вам пасту.
Имена игроков или содержание может слегка меняться, в зависимости от универсальности паст.
Вы призваны менять текст в пастах, чтобы мы имели получили лучший опыт от чата Твитча, а также распространяйте пасты по другим каналам.
Заметьте, что некоторые пасты используют плохие слова и стим их отфильтровывает. Воспользуйтесь своими креативными способностями и замените ♥♥♥♥ теми словами, которые хотите! Некоторые пасты были немного изменены, чтобы можно было их включить в этот гайд.
ASCII пасты находятся в категории Рандомных, потому что они занимают много места.
Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words «Dire Victory» filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy’s shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy’s eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. «You lost Artour.» «You do know what happens when you lose.» Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE’s anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, «You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be.» Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously ♥♥♥♥ed by his mentor. After the punishment the ♥♥♥♥♥ covered Arteezy arised. «Thank you master, I can’t wait to return the favor when you lose.» Envy smiled. «So will I Artour.»
It’s happening, my nipples are hard, i gently take my penis out
of my pants while i watch Arteezy go mid and build a Midas. 40 minutes have passed, Arteezy keeps farming non-stop making max
usage of the precious midas, he’s the top farmer, i start speeding up fapping gradually. Rtz now 6
sloted. Finally he goes fight 1v5. Enemies starts to go down.
one kill, double kill, ultra, RAMPAGE, boy juice starts pumping up my penis while arteezy
all chats about his rampage and ixmike congratulates him with a «grats».
I owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy’s stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.
The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui’s stream. Arteezy pulls out his ♥♥♥♥ and tries to get off, but to no avail. «My boy is sad without a midas,» Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with penis in hand. RTZ looks at EE’s ♥♥♥♥ and notices the hand has a golden shine. «M-M-Midas!» Artour shouts as he and EE ♥♥♥ all over each other
Arteezy more like ♥♥♥♥eezy. calling you out bro. you and me in the toronto tunnels. EternalEnvy can film me kickin your ♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥in jelly ♥♥♥♥♥♥. you mirin? no ♥♥♥♥
Arteezy, why are you so cruel to your girlfriend. Didn’t you just see EE-sama talking to you, asking you to unmute mumble so you can play the game together? It makes me sick that girrls go after jerks like you, and not nice guys like me.
“I’m sorry senpai” Artour tells the dejected Envy who is dressed in full Naga Siren cosplay, “you’re just not her”. A glint of hope appears in his eyes when Envy replies “no. but perhaps I can be. ” as he casts Mirror’s Image and Activates his Manta Style. Six glorious images of his senpai stand before him, each holding their throbbing manhood in one midas’ed hand. “We did it boys. ” whispers Artour in awe as he takes them all at once, no donger left unattended. “Finally. ” Artour sighs, “I’m six-slotted. ”
Arteezy if you’re here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I’ll say things like «‘we lost boys» and pretend to bottle crow, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me.
Yes, Arteezy’s better looking than me and younger, he definitely has better farm skills than me and has more swag and more universally preferable personality BUT after seeing that pic below the waist I must say this, and not to brag: he’s losing to me there. Females, this guy may be better than me in every way, but lower, I must say he would lose against me in that department. Not just with size, but 100% of everything. Most females, if blindly choosing a man based on genitals, would DEFINITELY pick me over him. I can say this with 100% certainty: he is small, flacid, and not as aesthetically pleasing as me. He wins the pretty boy awards, but he can’t win the real «prizefighter.» so ladies know that there’s no one better in that department than me, FearDarkness.
Hello Arteezy， this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™ we have noticed you haven’t logged in for ２ weeks， we’re just checking to see if everything is okay and we’re prepared you a list of videos from your favourite category （Gnomes）． See you soon!
Hey Artezy, I just wanted to say I had a good time last night and that you really set me free. The way you popped my anal cherry and ravaged my crevices made me scream so loud that your neighbors children screamed like little ♥♥♥♥♥♥s. Next time I’ll bring the ♥♥♥♥♥.
Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was perplexed by the speed at which Arteezy was able to farm. Seemingly impossible GPMs of 800+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove that the ability of Arteezy’s farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that Arteezy’s farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn’t until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world’s most infamous scientific formula. r=tz²
10 ʏᴇᴀʀs sɪɴᴄᴇ sɪɴɢ sᴛʀɪᴍ.ɪ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ. ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ. ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀsɪᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟs sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ɪ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴅᴇɴᴅɪ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsɪsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢʟᴇss. ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ɪs ɴᴇᴀʀ. ɪ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʟᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴠᴏᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀʏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ.
We waited ten years to sing sing stream. I’m so sad right now. I was just masturbating to some of Sing’s VODs, when suddenly my phone bipped. It was an e-mail by Twitch, telling me that sing_sing just went live. I almost exploded my ♥♥♥♥ in a epic ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The name os the stream was DEFENSE OF LEGENDS 3 NEWBIE POV STREAM, a classic trolling name. Then, when I finally open the stream, I saw a strange game played by sing. It was League of Legends, the eternal Dota 2 antagonist, and sing was playing it. Sadness filled my heart, as I started writing this last testament. See you in hell Sing, you just destroyed our lives.
Singsing is everywhere. Singsing is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see Singsing when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel Singsing when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. Singsing is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. For my ally is the Singsing, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous doters are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Singsing around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the stream.
«Could it be? Papa is it true» «It’s true son, I never thought it would happen again» «When you told me about how sing strimed when you were my age, I didn’t believe you. Dad are you crying?» «No son, it’s just a little pastarino in my eye»
Hello SingSing, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!
Sɪɴɢ Sɪɴɢ ᴡᴀs ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ Mᴀʀᴄʜ 22ɴᴅ. Aᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴛɪssᴜᴇs ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴄᴜᴍ ᴀɴᴅ 100 ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴘᴏʀɴʜᴜʙ ᴛᴀʙs. Iᴛ ɪs ᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ Sɪɴɢ Sɪɴɢ ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ 300 ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ, ʀᴇsᴜʟᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴘᴇɴɪs ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ. http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/se/big/iabzoc7f.gif
«Sheever, ravage!» Singsing shouts, infuriated at yet another of Sheever’s antics. Sheever upon hearing this retreats to her room, tears streaming down her cheeks.Singsing doesn’t notice until hours later, after losing to pubs for the third time in a row and switching off his stream.He finds Sheever in a ball on her bed, tear marks on the sheets and her eyes red and swollen. «What’s wrong, Sheever-chan?» Singsing asks.»You.. you yelled at me!
Hello, my name is Saad Armin, sorry for english, I’m Indian. I selled my wife so I can play Dota. I have already 2800mmr solo and want one day to be professional like Dendi and play at a good team how Alliance. Please help to reach my goals Sing Sing. No copy paste this is real history.
Ello my name Carlos. I from mexico i hev meny children but use all my money to pay for internet cofi so i play doto. I wont to be pro like Dendi and hev money to feed family. Please help mr. sing sing. Pliz dond copy my stori
Lᴀsᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ sɪɴɢsᴏɴɢ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴇɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙɪᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ʀʜɪɴᴏ Σ (° △° ; )
SingSing, this is your Doctor, Edward Pastarino MD. I am sorry to tell you your test results are in and the shady backroom tattoo you got in Hong Kong gave you Full Blown AIDS. Its not all over; AIDS isnt the death sentence it once was. No Sudoku plz. Srs business pls no copy pastarino resultarino vaccineo
兴兴，这是你的医生，爱德华·帕斯特力诺医师。我很遗憾地告诉你，你的测试结果报告出来了你在香港得到的纹身使您感染了艾滋病。不要害怕，艾滋病不在是死刑了。请务必不要剖腹自杀。 认真的，pastarino resultarino vaccineo 的业务是全球唯一。
SingSing you’re the most beautiful woman ever seen in videogames communities. Not just for the obvious, but by the way you speak, your conviction towards your work and your knowledge, passion and dedication for dota. Keep going and let nothing stop you. You have my support. Congratulations and I shall congratulate your parents too for gracing the world with you.
It was a cold night in sing sings room, he was dreaming of being coached by purge, he then hears a knock at his door, «We gucci?». He opens the door and see’s purge standing there. «Purge, I want you to purge me baby», Purge then drops his pants and flops out his diffusal ♥♥♥♥ and purges Sing’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. As sing’s anal cavity is widened by purge’s huge diffusal ♥♥♥♥, he whispers. «Ez Katka. «
It was a cold night in sing sings room, he was dreaming of being coached by purge, he then hears a knock at his door, «We gucci?». He opens the door and see’s purge standing there. «Purge, I want you to purge me baby», Purge then drops his pants and flops out his diffusal ♥♥♥♥ and purges Sing’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. As sing’s anal cavity is widened by purge’s huge diffusal ♥♥♥♥, he whispers. «Ez Katka. «
WehSing Yeun is a man living two lives. By day he is an average doto2 playa and by night a gigolo known as beaverknight. beaverknight has always questioned his sexuality, but the truth is far beyond his imagination. beaverknight finds himself targeted by the police when he is contacted by eternalanal, a legendary ♥♥♥♥♥ucker a terrorist to our orifice. eternelanal awakens beaverknight, a ravaged wasteland where most gigolo have been captured by a race of LoL playas that live off of the humans’ ♥♥♥♥♥ and who imprison their ♥♥♥♥♥ within an artificial ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ known as the LoL. As a rebel against the LoL playas, beaverknight must return to LoL and confront the agents: gayest LoL playa devoted to snuffing out beaverknight and the entire sexism rebellion.
I miss Big Daddy, Fly, Singsong and PieLieCry. I’m sorry for taking you for granted. You were all perfect, you stayed up and played games for our entertainment when all the lazy no good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s from the GD studio went to sleep. Puppey promises to entertain us but he’s always out banging Jess and Sheever. Please come back and save us..
My name is Ho Lee ♥♥♥ and I are from Chinaland. Father say I need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become doto player like EE-sama. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino cappucino al pacino my story
My Name is Jacky Mao Also Known as EternalEnvy and I am a creepy guy. Some evening I was walking home and saw Arteezy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl. She was crying for help. When the girl saw me she started to hide behind Arteezy back.
Hey bone7, what did ur parents say when u told them you wanna become pro dota player instead of a vampire like other romenians? sorry for the late answer
Hello Bulba, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor.
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like Dondo please eat my famry’s pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui..
Hi my name is Fernando Cumbazzo. I grew up in a small town in Belize. I work in a sweatshop that makes sweatpants for middle aged american women, but every day I hurry home to play DOTA. Dendi is my favorite player and I masturbate nightly to his picture. one day I hope to dream to become as good of a DOTA playSer as dondo. plz no copy pastariono al pacino
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʙᴜʟʟᴅᴏɢᴇ I ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ᴘᴏʀɴ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴛᴏɴʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ » ʜᴏᴏᴋɪɴ’ ɴ ᴊᴜᴋᴇɪɴ’ » sʜᴇᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴊᴜᴋᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴅᴏᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ.
The bulldog rat (Rattus nativitatis) was a species of rat endemic to Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean. The rats lived on the higher hills and denser forests of the island. They had short tails and their backs were covered in a two centimetre thick layer of fat. They lived in small colonies, in burrows among the roots of trees or under hollow logs in primary forest. They were sluggish and never climbed and may have seemed half-dazed in daylight. The last record dates from 1903. They may have succumbed to a disease brought by black rats that had been inadvertently introduced by sailors.
Hi my name is Bob Pastarino, I am trapped in Winter’s house, he is keeping me hostage. I am coughing furiously from my cold because I’ve been kept in his basement. Please help he forces me to watch Arteezy Play Invoker all day long. For love of god help me, I only have 322 hour left to live.
Isäm maa karjala perkele sauna kirves vaimo 6-1 omakotitalo vene terva mäntysuopa suomempystykorva konepistooli karhu ilves susi kossu viina pontikka metsä kiitos 39-45 veteraani mannerheim juti rillaa seppo räty mika häkkinen sydänkohtaus diabetes trixi suatana.
When I see Aui_2000 playing Visage or Chen, my hand unconsciously moves to my Rod of Atos. As I gently caress my Rod, I become in-tune with Aui. I can feel my MMR rising just by observing his micro skills. As his micro intensifies, I start sweating and panting uncontrollably. I cannot contain my horny level much longer. After 35 excruciating minutes of holding it in, it finally happens; an in-game purchase of Rod of Atos by Aui_2000 himself. Overcome by ecstasy, I start shouting unintelligible things as my nipples explode with delight.
ＨＥＹ ＲＴＺ， Ｉ’Ｍ ＴＲＹＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＬＥＡＲＮ ＴＯ ＰＬＡＹ ＲＩＫＩ． Ｉ ＪＵＳＴ ＨＡＶＥ Ａ ＱＵＥＳＴＩＯＮ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＫＩＬＬ ＢＵＩＬＤ： ＳＨＯＵＬＤ Ｉ ＭＡＸ ＢＡＣＫＳＴＡＢ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵ ＢＡＣＫＳＴＡＢＢＥＤ ＥＧ， ＳＭＯＫＥＳＣＲＥＥＮ ＳＯ ＴＨＥＹ ＭＩＳＳ ＭＥ ＬＩＫＥ ＥＧ ＭＩＳＳ ＹＯＵ ７０％ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＴＩＭＥ， ＯＲ ＰＥＲＭＡＮＥＴ ＩＮＶＩＳＩＢＩＬＩＴＹ ＳＯ Ｉ ＣＯＵＬＤ ＤＩＳＡＰＰＥＡＲ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵ ＤＩＳＡＰＰＥＡＲＥＤ ＦＲＯＭ ＥＧ
Hello Fnatic!, it seems that you guys are quite new to this whole Dota thing. If you are really serious about improving on your skills, I recommend you ask a very popular player called PurgeGamers to coach the team! You’d have to pay 50 dollars per hour, but I say it’s well worth it!
hey fnatic I bet a lot moni for you ♥♥♥♥ers get that ridiculous game for me, srsly whatahell boys why playing like ♥♥♥♥ even mom can play better than you fnatic pls quit ti4 before its too late dont make fans emberassed
ｗｈｅｎ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｂｌｏｏｄ, ｍｙ ｃａｍｅｒａ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ ｌａｎｅ. ｉ ｍｉｓｓ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｂｌｏｏｄ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｉ ａｍ ｐｒｏｆｅｓｓｉｏｎａｌ ｃａｓｔｅｒ. ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｂａｄ.
Ben Wu, this is your mother. I don’t like you wasting your time on the internet playing kids games. I want you to go back to china to become a kung fu master and cook frog noodles.
If you don’t like the casting, just leave. Lysander is not asking you to like his cast, to follow and/or subscribe. Please stop being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Twitch kid that only knows s and «B O Y S». NO COPY PASTERINO
Hey you internet trouble makers. This is zyoris mother, Mrs. Zyori. He called me last night crying again telling me about all you mean people teasing him about his genital odor problem. It’s somethinghe cant control and has to check his odor many times a day. Quit making fun of my boy.
«Wow, what an eventful night of casting. I’m going to go to bed, remember to close the stream!» Ben Wu said kindly. «No.. I will not close the stream. I will make them watch..» A menacing grin appeared on Zyori’s face. «Not again..» a sweat dropped from Ben Wu’s brow. «The world will watch me sniff. » Zyori said, dropping his jean shorts.
«Haha, what a great day of casting» Merlini proclaimed. «Yeah, we did awesome, bro. Give me a high five». Oh boy, not this again, thought Merlini. «Bro, we’re so tight we don’t need to high five». Yet Zyori insisted. «High five my hand bro». Merlini had no choice. Merlini’s hand still smells like Zyori’s balls to this day.
HI there. I just got banned from chatting, and can I say it really opened my eyes to how serious the Nazi Mod’s power has grown to disgusting levels in Sings chat. RyanEditor and Consural may aswell name themselves as Hitler and Stalin for all I know, as the S A D B O Y S have kappad there last for us twitch chaterino Orange JEWish will rise against you
Dᴇᴀʀ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs: Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ 10 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ғɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇs. I ᴡɪʟʟ RIP ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɴɪ ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴏ ᴘɪsᴛᴀᴄʜɪᴏ. Sᴏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴀɴɴɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴘᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ, AND I WILL COME BACK! Pʟs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ɴᴀᴢɪʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɪɴᴏ
Boy, the mods in this channel have really done a bang-up job. When I first got here it was all cappuccino pasterino, but now that they’re using slow mode, r9k and randomly banning people, we can finally have a productive chat without all the IDIOTS. Thank you, mods.
ᴛʜɪs ɪs Hɪᴛʟᴇʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴅᴏ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs. I ᴀᴍ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ.
Boy, the mods in this channel have really done a bang-up job. When I first got here it was all cappuccino pasterino, but now that they’re using slow mode, r9k and randomly banning people, we can finally have a productive chat without all the IDIOTS. Thank you, mods.
I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Donger’s staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ɪɴ Aғʀɪᴄᴀ, ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ ᴘᴀssᴇs. Tᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
«kappa this, kappa that» Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don’t know about you guys but I’m sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.
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The Stream begins, and so my spam starts. It shall not end until my ban. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in Chat. For i am the donger in the darkness. The Bible in the Thump. I am the kappa that burns against the nazi, the pasterino that brings the dawn, the spam that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of twitch. I pledge my keyboard to the chat, for this stream and all the streams to come
ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ! Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʀɪɢʜᴛ!
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As a scientist in dotalogy and urology I have a message for you! MMR is inversely related to the penis size. The pro players all have >